Twenty Things You Don’t Want to Hear When Auburn Faces Louisiana Tech

Posted by Kevin Strickland on August-31-2009 Add Comments

The Top Twenty things Auburn fans don't want to hear when their Tigers take on Louisiana Tech in the season opener:

1) "Tony Franklin, please come to the information booth on the West Concourse, you have an urgent call from Gus Malzhan."  

2) "Why are the linemen popping up and down like deranged meerkats?" 

3) "False start, No. 73 offense. Five yard penalty, replay the down."

4) "The injured player for Auburn is No. (insert any player here)." 

5) "Man, that Chris Todd looks just as good as he did last year!"

6) "Why aren't we starting Kodi Burns? He can make plays with his feet." 

7) "Don't worry about the offense, it will come together. They were just playing things c...

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