College football and basketball presents many opportunities for those associated with the games to speak with the media. Usually “They said it” brings you the absurd words they use. Today we bring you both the good and the bad.

We start in the SEC and with Florida coach Urban Meyer, you know, the “fresh from a vacation to bring balance back to life Meyer.”

“You’ll be out of practice —you understand that? —if you do that again. I told you five years ago: Don’t mess with our players. Don’t do it. You did it. You do it one more time and the Orlando Sentinel’s not welcome here ever again....

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