(Camera flashes light up the room like a disco hall as University of Michigan Health Director Mill Bartin steps behind the podium. A disgruntled crowd of people wearing faded maize and blue sweatshirts murmur to each other as the meeting begins.)

Mill:  Thank you all for coming today. I want this to be an honest and open discussion, but just in case it gets unruly, we have guards who are armed to the teeth with Taser guns. Now I know a lot of you have some concerns you’d like to share, so let’s go ahead and get started.

Concerned Citizen No. 1: Will I still be able to keep my MediCarr benefits after the RodOption is fully in place?

Mill:  Like I said when we made the change...I state...

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