The Polls Uncovered (Humor)

Posted by Lisa Horne on September-29-2009 Add Comments

A snarky look at the top twenty. Insert tongue in cheek and let's rip it.

No. 1 Florida

They didn't look great against Tennessee, and they don't have that world-beaters look about them. Will lose to either LSU, South Carolina or a ticked-off, vacated wins Florida State team. If they lose early enough in the season, look for the one-loss Gators to jump ahead of three undefeated teams at end of regular season because _________(insert non-sensical reason here.)

No. 2 Texas

Colt McCoy hasn't looked very Heisman-like, the Horns haven't beaten anyone with a pulse so far (Texas Tech lost to Houston last week) and if the Sooners don't beat them in the RRR, then Mizzou will catch Bevo napping the following week. I like...

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