Ready To Order: The Ten Fattest Coaches in Football

Posted by Chad Waylon Pouncy on November-30-2009 Add Comments
Morrissey once wrote, "Some Girls are Bigger Than Others." The same applies to football coaches as well. Being a successful football player requires an athlete to be in top physical shape, be disciplined, and exhibit self-control. To be a head coach, not so much. Some coaches waddle along the sidelines looking like Rob Reiner with a headset and a playbook. Their body type is not unlike that of the fans that tailgate during the entire game and seem to always be jamming bratwurst in their face when their team scores. It takes years of Milwaukee's Best, pork rinds, and Nutty Buddy bars to achieve such physical form. Forget about exercise, that will just distract you from studying the opponent, especially when the opponent is hunger. Debate...

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