I thought we might be in trouble when Wyoming coach Dave Christensen came out wearing a lei rosary made of maize, walnuts, and pemmican.
Could he be gaining an edge by communing with Coyote Spirit and St Thomas Aquinas?
Then I saw a naked Wyoming fan wearing a barrel and a cowboy hat and I was reassured. These people were morons.
And base heads?
Apparently the good people of Wyoming do a lot of crystal meth. My sister texted me that “Don’t Do Meth!” kept scrolling across the Wyoming scoreboard.
Quality public service announcement there.
They also had a fan kick contest sponsored by the Wyoming Crystal Meth Prevention Initiative. Then they played Cher’s “If ...
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