Post Game Review: Texas Longhorns at Wyoming Cowboys

Posted by Barking Carnival on September-15-2009 Add Comments

I thought we might be in trouble when Wyoming coach Dave Christensen came out wearing a lei rosary made of maize, walnuts, and pemmican.

Could he be gaining an edge by communing with Coyote Spirit and St Thomas Aquinas?

Then I saw a naked Wyoming fan wearing a barrel and a cowboy hat and I was reassured. These people were morons.

And base heads?

Apparently the good people of Wyoming do a lot of crystal meth. My sister texted me that “Don’t Do Meth!” kept scrolling across the Wyoming scoreboard.

Quality public service announcement there.

They also had a fan kick contest sponsored by the Wyoming Crystal Meth Prevention Initiative. Then they played Cher’s “If ...

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