May I Introduce to You…LeGarrette “Lame Duck” Blount

Posted by Jo-Ryan Salazar on September-4-2009 Add Comments

Step aside, Mike "I mock the Maoris with my facial tattoo and I don't even know it because I can care less" Tyson. You're not the only heavyweight capable of making headlines for all the wrong reasons, buddy boy. No, sir.

There's a new badass whose punch can give Wladimir Klitschko a run for his money.

A jobber with a jab that could rival Fedor Emelianenko's when thrown to the lions of the Affliction Anaheim party tour. A person who, through getting some finishing touches in grappling, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and BJ Penn clinics, can give Octagon opponents headaches.

A man with an appetite so big he can eat Boise State football fans for lunch...if only he weren't restrained like the chains that led to...

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