Just what does the pink sign in the photo say?

a) TIGER - Need 2 tix for Bobby Bowden New Year's Day finale.  Call me Jennie 867-5309.

b) TIGER - Gator Bowl, Vegas club, or a $5,000 room.  Your choice.  Call me Barely Dressed.

or

c) TIGER - I look like the White House party crasher chick.  Call me Desperate.

Answer: all of the above.

I am such a dweeb.  Even after this week, to me Florida was synonymous with space.  No, not the space Elin needs for her back-swing.  And, not space, the final frontier.  Tiger has no final frontier as a golfer or a reproductive being.  We have come to expect that much.

I mean, space shuttle, moon launches, godspeed.  Alan Sheppard, Neil Armstrong,...

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