Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, except Gene Chizik's spouse.

She got him some warm milk and he drank it down,

And then he said, "I can't believe I'm 15 days from the crown."

They heard a noise downstairs, and knew very quick,

That this obviously was dear ole Saint Nick.

Chizik took a sip of his milk and then he shouted,

"What the heck, Nick Saban, get out of my house, man!"

While this was happening, the players were at their homes,

Visiting their families and updating Twitter on their phones.

Zac Ethri...

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