Need directions from Iowa City to Ames for this Saturday's football game?  Drive west until you smell it, then north until you step in it.

Yes, like most loyal Iowa Hawkeye fans, I despise the Iowa State Cyclones with a passion.  I make no attempt to hide this fact, and never will.  But, my hatred goes a bit beyond the typical in-state rivalry.

For me, one of the ways Iowa could improve itself as a state is by encouraging the one-fifth of its residents that actually call themselves Red Crow fans to succeed from the state.  We should give them a tax incentive to pack it up and move their Cyclone pride up to South Dakota.  

I can't really pinpoint one specific reason I feel this way about ...

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