Somebody needs to send a thank you card to Urban Meyer for helping the University of Notre Dame prevent the ever-embarrassing disappointment of repeated first refusal.

Amidst the coaching carousel that has become the Notre Dame football program, the pains of junior high awkwardness have taken up permanent residence.

If you look closely during the Friday night dance, you'll see the confidant Texan left all by himself, the little man from Stanford who’s as attractive as leprosy, the lying sonofagun from Georgia Tech who's cowering in the corner, and everybody's last choice, the brazen hometown kid who nobody wants to dance with for reasons too many to count.

It started with the Bob Davie experiment, and a first...

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