Texas-Baylor: Longhorns Destroy Bears

Posted by Barking Carnival on November-18-2009 Add Comments

If Fox Sports was writing this post-mortem, it would be a series of sentence fragments interspersed with random Fox graphics having only a tangential connection to the action at hand. Then I would replay the sentence previous while you’re ready for the next one. Then I would replay the sentence previous while you’re ready for the next one.

TOUCHDOWN TEXAS! (Flashes graphic of Mariano Rivera’s ERA in the 9th inning)

…you can join me midsentence, I’ll then trail off like your Grandpa when he tried to remember the hometown of one of his war buddies, and then I can throw up a picture of Jordan Lake while Cody Johnson takes another defender on a Nickel Cody Ride. It was funny/sad. The Fox producer in the truck had the...

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