My goodness, one quarter of the regular season has done been played and the Little Smart Pill Machine still ain't quite up to snuff despite some close calls with perfection.

Me and Baccardi have tweaked it all weekend and we think we've finally got the potion in proportion, so with a whole new batch of smart pills, we are gonna take on the second quarter of the season with a 23-4 record in place and our reputations in dire straights.

Arkansas at Alabama

The Petrino Porkies haven't liked the way the SEC has started out for them and the last thing they need to do is to mess with a stampeding elephant herd on the road to Atlanta. The Razorbacks are hopin' to catch the the big red beasts overlooking the...

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